攝太歲

神公傻馬提咗幾次話今年犯太歲,要神婆傻魚去攝太歲.傻魚成日都冇咗回事.今朝起身突然醒起,即刻上網查下邊日係吉日.唔查都唔知,原來今日係吉日喎...雖然之後仲有兩日吉日,但係嗰兩日都唔係咁啱傻馬...冇計,唯有今日去囉...吉時係九點到十一點喎...望下個鍾...十點幾...哎呀~趕唔切添...不過都唔緊要,今日都仲係吉日.唔想自己一個去,又唔知搵邊個一齊去好...即刻行出房門搵奶奶.奶奶即刻換衫同傻魚走去荃灣...點解奶奶咁爽快?梗係喇...奶奶個寶貝傻馬話要攝太歲喎...再加上老爺今年都係犯太歲,順便攝埋.去到十二點幾,好在唔係好多人...

呢個奶奶真係...買香同衣紙嗰陣,人哋話一家有三個攝太歲o既話就要買多份燒畀當年太歲.奶奶就好似專家咁話唔使o架...仲好似講到人哋有心想呃佢買多份咁...都算喇...拜完當年太歲同自己嗰個太歲就要順時鍾逐一拜其他太歲上支香.傻魚見有條龍咪排隊跟住人龍囉...而奶奶就唔理傻魚,一支箭走上前面,傻魚嗌都嗌唔住...結果畀人話.之後跟住條人龍一個一個太歲咁上香,奶奶嫌前面啲人行得慢,走去打尖喎...咁梗係又畀人哋話喇...奶奶即時就反駁喇...結果差啲搞到駡戰...好在對方唔同奶奶嘈啫...奶奶呀...依家係o黎拜神呀...唔係街市買餸呀...畀少少耐性同忍讓下好唔好?下次都係唔好搵奶奶一齊去拜神...搞完都成一點幾...傻魚因為約咗朋友喺中環食晏,所以就同奶奶一齊去到西鐵站各自搭車喇...

食完個晏,順便行去馬會買咗兩張六合彩...見仲早,打咗畀黃小箎...咁啱黃小箎話去銅鑼灣,咁就約埋傾啲嘢.傾完就去咗個即興雀局...諗住今日攝完太歲,應該會好啲啩...點知...輸咗八十六蚊...唉~都係早啲返屋企瞓吧喇...上年打咗七次牌,七次都係輸...好在傻魚唔多好賭錢,如果唔係實輸到破產都似...不過一年打個幾次,當玩下冇所謂喇...至緊要大家高興啫~